The moment when Sunday is overtaken by the sadness and anxiety of the coming Monday. Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun? Me: Word.

Boss: How good are you are PowerPoint? Me: I Excel at it.

It must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.

This morning I saw a person dragging a clam on a leash behind him.

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol place, drinking spot, place for beer, beer now.

The first man shouts, “How do I get to the other side of the river?” The other man yells, “You ARE on the other side of the river.”

Two men are on opposite sides of the river.

What’s purple and fluffy? Pink fluff is holding its breath.

Why does a bride always cry at the wedding? Because she never marries the best man.

Today I saved $236.17 by not going to Target for toothpaste.

The artist takes a shot and misses 5 feet to the right. The politician shoots at a deer and misses 5 feet to the left.

A politician, an artist, and a statistician are out hunting.

The bartender says, “Would you like a beer?” Descartes replies, “I think not.” And promptly disappears. The bartender turns to them and says… “What is this, some kind of joke?”

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar.

I once survived the fallout from moving an image 1 cm to the right in Word.

Please fill out this form with your social security number, firstborn’s name, GPA, work history, current salary, and phone number of your high school crush.

Knock, knock, Who’s there? Our new e-book! Our new e-book, who?.

The other muffin gasps, “Ahh! A talking muffin!”

There were two muffins in an oven, and one said, “It’s getting hot in here, isn’t it?”.

The CEO of Ikea was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden.

I’m on season 6, but I’m not sure what it’s got to do with security.

Boss told me that as a security guard, it’s my job to watch the office.

What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don’t wok away from me!.

A lawyer told a judge, “My client is trapped inside a penny.” The judge said, “What?” The lawyer said, “He’s in a cent.”.

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Doctor: I’m sorry, but we had to remove your colon.

What’s a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? His left ear, his right ear, and his wild frontier.

Why is cold water so insecure? It’s never been called hot.

What’s the difference between Black Eyed Peas and Chick Peas? Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song.I walked past a farm, and a sign said, “Duck, eggs.” I thought that was an unnecessary comma.There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

The fact that Head & Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called ‘Knees & Toes’ disappoints me.

Learn to spell… AutoCorrect isn’t always write.↑ Table of Contents ↑ Jokes to Message Your Coworker I was going to tell a carpentry joke, but I couldn’t find any of that woodwork.Plagiarism: Getting into trouble for something you didn’t do.Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It’s making headlines.It’s called gross pay because it’s disgusting to see how much money you would have made before taxes.What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolksvagen.Hopefully, they can make buses and trains run on thyme. Engineers have made a car that can run on mint.He said they all look that way, and I should have left him in the garden. Went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole.Just found out the company that produces yardsticks won’t be making them any longer.70% of the earth is water, and virtually none of it is carbonated.Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at.It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist. There should be confetti in tires, so it’s still an okay day when there is a blow-out.I like jokes about stationery, but rulers are where I draw the line.The past, present, and future walked into a bar.One day YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will join together and be called: YouTwitFace.You just might get some giggles and groans! One-Liners Looking for jokes that won’t offend anyone and are safe for work? We’ve gathered the best of the best in this ultimate list of funny and corny work jokes.

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